Friday, January 06, 2006

A Week in Prevention:

Watched Window Water Baby Moving, requested a euphemism for “needle,” ate pad thai with a numb upper mouth, smiled “like [I’d] been botoxed,” had my eyes dyed yellow, scanned my own retina, had sono-electrical device applied to left shoulder-neckular area that made me laugh at a left arm jutting wildly, had two consecutive nights’ dreams of burglars and one of planting a garden of pickles, twice let my legs elipse.


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